It’s Christmas!

Dick in a Box Saturday Night Live Justin Timberlake Andy Samberg

Learn how to do it!

(or almost)…

We’re just a couple of days away from Christmas and you still do not have a gift for your girlfriend? In the old days things were probably going to turn out bad for you… But now you don’t have to worry anymore, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg found the solution for your problem! Quite cheap, fast and easy to prepare, and it’s one of those gifts that can always be used (and fortunately she won’t have any other).

So gentlemen, here’s the gift you’re looking for, as well as the instructions for the preparation. Hope she likes 😉

Here you have the uncensored version


Crazy song

Afroman Because I got highDisclaimer: the songs below are not very decorous, so I advise you to not listen to them if you are not a great fan of listening to obscenities.

Having this said, I must proceed with my post without feeling guilty 😛 We’ve had Hip Hop and we’ve had funny songs, but we haven’t had them together. That’s why I’m here today.

I shall present you “my man”: Afroman! That’s right, that same guy that a decade ago made us all sing the great hit “Because I got high“. I was just a 12 year-old kid back then and my English skills were not that great, but it was just enough to make me understand the chorus and a little more, and to make me sing the song with Gonçalo and Pedro during class breaks.

Back then, Because I got High was the only Afroman song I (and most people, I guess) knew. But a couple of weeks ago I discovered other two Afroman songs that are worth listening to – at least if you like indecorous and simple humour -, so that’s what I’m sharing with you. Hope you enjoy and that the first song does not apply to you 😛


Now this second one is the one that hooked me for about a week (17 counts in my WMP). I’ll leave you the official video clip, but also the link to the uncensored song (easier to understand the lyrics).



Songs for walking in the city

Yesterday I was walking from the university to catch the train back home, and, as usual, i put on my earphones and entered a different world.
By chance, I picked my best of Uriah Heep playlist randomly and started playing the amazing One Way or Another. The damn song has such a good vibe that I immediately started walking by its rhythm, looking like a madman 😛

Then, I thought about some songs that are perfect to walk in the city, smiling and feeling good. Okay, sometimes one may look like someone who works in the Ministry of Silly Walks (remember Monty Python?), but the feeling is so good that a few people staring at you is not a problem 😛

So, here’s a bunch of songs I like to listen to when in my regular train-university and vice-versa walk.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking, that is not a Queen‘s song! But for me it’s 100 times better than the original by Free (also with Paul Rodgers singing), which is also a freakishly good song!

Ooops, I almost forgot, here’s the (now) usual playlist!